Dinner by Heston, Crown Casino Melbourne
Act I
I was lost. I was well and truly lost inside a five star
casino on Melbourne’s South Bank. Unlike the London equivalent, the walk along the riverfront hadn't been littered with talented street performers, skating youths and street food
vendors. As I sauntered towards my destination, a dozen restaurants and bars had beckoned to me through the grey drizzle. High-end barbecue joints - whatever
they are - had wafted tantalising aromas of slow-cooked meats towards me as one would attempt to convert a vegetarian with the smell of bacon. Arriving at the Crown
Casino had been akin to entering the doorway of any one of London’s eponymous
hotels. As I had walked through the lobby, an air of familiarity before unseen in this
delightfully casual city had greeted me like an old friend. Now that I was inside, I felt
under-dressed.
I navigated my way through a warren of well-lit and spacious
corridors. Although the spaciousness -and grand vaulted ceilings in the case of
the mezzanine - drew the eyes towards the ceiling, the labyrinthine qualities of
the hotel and casino’s layout threw me off. Signs pointed up staircases
protected by intimidating armed guards and renovations prevented other routes.
Finally, after a short ascent in a lift on the other side of the complex, I
found my destination.
A grand swimming pool and spa sat opposite the entrance to
Dinner by Heston, Melbourne. As I sat on a firm yet comfortable futon, life as
usual at Crown Casino continued. A Chinese family walked past in swimwear and
towels. Two Arab gentlemen passed me by as they retreated from a scalding sauna
treatment, Kiwi fruit-like torsos glistening with sweat. The clock struck
twelve, and as if by magic, a frosted black glass portal opened.
When arriving at Dinner by Heston, one feels isolated. The
door - if timed correctly and you enter alone - can often close behind you,
leaving you in a darkened corridor on a slight incline. Ahead lays a glowing
green LCD screen which displays a graphic of ever-changing salad leaves,
vegetables, fruits and herbs. Suddenly after a brief time at the end of the
walkway, a second secret door pops open to your right, casting the sunshine
from the restaurant’s bay windows into the hallway. Like an anglerfish leading
its prey towards the light, I realised that the restaurant experience had begun before I had taken a step into the dining room. The restaurant had already
begun taunting me and, in the words of Grant Achatz of Alinea, “poses the
question of how else they’re going to mess with you.”
As I walked through the revealed entrance, I was greeted by
the host and shown to my table. The first thing that hit me was the scale of
the view. The entirety of Melbourne’s Central Business District (or CBD as the
Aussies like to call it) was held within my gaze. Opposite my table and
across the river sat the SeaLife Aquarium; behind it the skyline rose, dwarfing the structure. I caught a glimpse of Flinders Street Station and railway to the far
right, before being interrupted by incredible views of the network of bridges
that spanned the Yarra.
Act II
The kitchen is visible through a thick glass pane. No sound
escapes the room but the hustle and bustle of the kitchen is clear. The chefs
here work with a sense of quiet urgency; each movement seems calculated,
deliberate and aware of its surroundings. Cold and hot larder stand to the
fore, with garnish behind. Back further still lie the fish and meat sections, with a Josper
oven to the right and pastry to the far left, across the pass and service
walkway.
The table is made of darkened wood and is simply dressed.
Studio William Larch cutlery in sterling silver sits on a neatly folded napkin
to the right, with a menu folded in the centre of the place. The sommelier swiftly descends upon me to
deliver a hefty tome of a wine list, which I set aside. After a meet and
greet with the Restaurant Manager, a charming fellow Home-county
Briton named Jonno, I order my usual orange juice and take in the view,
swapping seats to catch a better glimpse of the East side of the city. The
glassware is gossamer-thin and delicate to the touch, thinner than that of the
Greenhouse in London. Sourdough is brought to the table and exchanged for the
wine list. The butter is lightly salted. The bread warm in the centre, whilst
crunchy outside. Surprisingly, my teeth make it through a piece of restaurant
sourdough unscathed; most unusual in my experience.
I open the menu and review the offerings. The article is neatly
folded and wrapped in a card wallet, looking akin to a baby wrapped in
swaddling cloth. A five-course offering appears as a separate piece of paper,
with an A La Carte option making up the full body of the document. I notice a few
Blumenthal/Palmer-Watts classics in the form of Meat Fruit, Salmagundy and
Chicken and Lettuce, most of which are available on the lunch selection. The rest of
the menu contains the meat; choice cuts of Josper-roasted Black Angus and
Wagyu, brushed in clarified butter. Both look heart-stoppingly good at the
table across from me.
The lunch menu is, to my eyes, well-priced at $160
Australian, or £99 for the UK. I usually have a thing against express lunch
menus costing any more than £40 or the equivalent but this was far more of a
tasting menu than a reduced selection.
Officially, there is no tasting menu at Dinner by Heston,
Crown Casino. I took it upon myself to make my own.
The Salmagundy is a clear favourite among the staff, with
both Jonno and the sommelier recommending it highly. The traditional ‘Snail
Porridge’, which Heston is famous for, has been altered and uses local black-lipped abalone instead of snails. Both are swiftly added to the lunch menu to increase
it to a recognisable 7 course tasting menu. I am, if nothing else, a greedy
bastard.
The “Hay Smoked Ocean Trout” falls upon my plate far more expeditiously than I expect. There is a refreshing lack of amuse-bouche or canapes from the
usual London experiences. Not that amuse-bouches or canapes are a bad thing. However, I
admire the fact that Dinner is remaining true to its local roots of zero
tolerance for the unnecessary; the lack of tasting menu really attests to this, no matter how I may disagree with them on the latter. The fish is heavily smoked, but not overly, and
the flesh is firm. On occasion I have been subjected to interpretations of
“smoked XYZ” to mean “smoke is all you will taste, with XYZ as a medium to
transfer the acrid stench of hickory”. Not here. Surprising bursts of smoked
essence pop from ebony caviar-looking spherifications.
The infamous “Meat Fruit” is next onto the table. It’s meat.
That looks like fruit. Who knew. After a swift table clearance by attentive
staff this fine, mother of all second courses is presented on a scratched wooden board with visible
evidence where a previous heavy-handed diner had laid into it like a side of
meat. The mandarin is accompanied by toasted ciabatta, which crunches like glass but in a good, less painful way. The mandarin gel is underwhelming at first but the creamy, rich parfait in the
centre packs a glass-hammer punch. The parfait is second to none, perhaps only
challenged by the Foie Gras parfait of the Hand and Flowers, Marlow. I am
brought some more bread after I finish the first, which I refuse. Many
restaurant managers gawp at my ability to eat liver parfait neat, straight off
the spoon. Many more gawp at the fact I ask for it instead of pudding and eat
it neat...again, straight off the spoon... I know what I like. The flavour is robust and lightly perfumed by the alcohol within. It sits firmly in the depths of the
gut with a presence that means you know you have eaten it. For me, the “Meat
Fruit” is decadent comfort food at its best.
A flying saucer of vibrant green heralds the arrival of the
second infamous dish from Chef Blumenthal. The “Porridge” lands, adorned with a
crown of soft herbs and leaves. Thin slices of abalone replace snails and sit
atop sliced fennel, which add a resistant crunch to the dish. Oats cooked down
in chicken stock are mixed with parsley to create a light aerated liquid,
heavier than foam but not as thick as a veloute. The liquid is surprisingly
rich and is cut through well by acidity brought by pickled golden and red
beetroot. The abalone could be argued to be a bit firm - however its inclusion
pays not only homage to local produce - but also adds a different layer of
texture to the dish. I am loathe to return to snails after tasting this.
The “Salmagundy” is presented next. Chicken oysters, my
favourite part of the chicken, are coupled with pieces of smoked bone marrow,
endive, chicory, and horseradish cream. This collection of well thought out,
considered components is cooked to perfection. The oysters are
tender and juicy, with crisp skin around them. (I have a feeling protein glue
has been used here - but this is only after Jonno told me that they use protein
glue to attach the skin from pork belly back onto the meat.) The bone marrow
cubes initially seemed too small, but the flavour contained within was more
than enough. The smaller size also allowed for the obligatory marrow fat-smear
to be omitted from this plate.
A risotto appeared next, in an historic modern interpretation of “Rice and
Flesh”. The rice is slightly too powdery for my taste, implying it’s on the
wrong side of al dente and the flavours here are strong. A lot of parmesan and
mascarpone is added, slightly overpowering the saffron in the rice and reducing
the saffron’s contribution to natural food colouring. The curried kangaroo tail
steps in to take the place of calf’s tail, and this is tender. I struggled to
identify the curry notes here, and a coating of amaranth puree tricked me into
thinking it was a simple braising reduction. However, the meat fibres are
defined but it isn’t dry; natural moisture from the meat is amplified
by the sticky reduction on the outside. Amaranth cress finishes the dish and
provides a nice freshness to the otherwise hearty dish.
The main course from the lunch offering is “Chicken cooked
with Lettuces”, and is a tasty collection of, well, chicken and lettuce. What
seemed a bit perfunctory on the menu is revealed as delicate cooking, well
pronounced flavours and interesting textures. Cooked lettuce, something of a
staple in my Chinese upbringing, is paired with an aioli-like onion emulsion
and smooth spiced parsnip. The chicken is water-bathed and its skin (once again I
suspect protein glue) is crisp and flavoursome. The chicken itself is tender as can
be and matches well with the other components, especially the shards of chicken
skin. The kitchen also included Oyster leaf - a leaf which until now had never
tasted of oyster to me. The three leaves I was given were incredibly oyster-y,
to the point of catching the back of my throat.
For dessert, the “Tipsy Cake” is a buttery, alcohol filled,
buttery, sweet and buttery ‘end’ to the meal. The pudding is presented in a
small cast iron pan and is dusted with sugar. Once cut into, the buttery caramel and rum sauce mixes into the light and airy brioche; the sponge
soaks it up and begins to break down the cake. With one final gasp, the cake relinquishes what remains of its structural integrity and expires into a delightfully soggy mess. To cut through the butter, spit roasted pineapple
is offered as an accompaniment. The pineapple is simply roasted, maybe with
some sugar on top, and it could have been brushed with liquid butter. Did I mention that this dessert contained butter?
The grand finale of this ultimate fine dining experience
comes in the form of ice cream made at the tableside. A gentleman who had seemed
pretty melancholy all service perks up at the prospect of being asked
to make ice cream. He explains the process thoroughly and begins to create his
masterpiece, pouring liquid nitrogen into vanilla custard, and churning it using
a traditional yet modern hand churner. Ten seconds later, I hold an ice cream
cone in my hand. Greek pastry, slightly sour and salty, encases the scoop. Soft
red berry compote sits at the base of the cone and the scoop is dusted with a
mixture of dehydrated apple, popping candy and fennel seeds. Many of the people
I know take issue with ‘theatrics’ in the dining room and claiming these things
are a gimmick. As I experience the delight and the uproar that clouds of water
vapour causes in the otherwise tranquil dining room, and the number of diners taking videos
or photographs puts me firmly in the ‘ayes'.
Heston Blumenthal is famous for creating fun, challenging ways of improving the
diner’s experience and beckoning a feeling of nostalgia. I imagine myself on the Isle of Wight, between Compton Bay and
Freshwater Bay, eating a scoop of dairy-flavoured ice cream from a little stone
farm house on the top of the hill with my dad.
After a kitchen tour and a long stroll through the city, I
took a few days out to think and consider the meal so I wasn’t caught up in any
hype. After some careful second food coma-inducing reflection, I am firmly of the belief that the experience ranked
in the top five meals I’ve eaten. The variation in complex flavours, skilled cooking styles, simple plating, interesting textures and attentive service made this a meal to remember.
Dinner’s cooking was exceptional overall. Chicken was tender
without a risk of food poisoning, ingredients were treated with care and chosen
to reflect local produce, and the treatment of vegetables was done with both
finesse and delicacy. I had a few slight niggles in the form of powdery rice, tougher than usual abalone, too much parmesan in the risotto
taking away from the saffron and curry notes in the kangaroo, and underwhelming
mandarin gel whose flavour eluded me. I was also marginally grated by the
procurement of extra bread for my Meat Fruit. The team were working with their
best intentions and as I finished my first slice a waiter was immediately
despatched to the kitchen to retrieve another. This is a small point but, as
someone who genuinely hates food waste, I would have liked to have been asked
if I needed more bread. The sad fact of the matter is I know that in high end
restaurants - and to be honest all restaurants I would dare eat in - the bread
would be discarded as it had passed its optimum. It has to be said that these
drawbacks pale in comparison to the truly excellent features of the meal.
Epilogue
A foodie friend of mine told me that locals don't like the
fine dining scene as the real food culture lies in the food you find at street
level. I don’t disagree with the centre of Melbourne’s food culture being more
accessible; it hits all the spots that diners are looking for. I love that
Melbourne is a place where eating pressed lamb shoulder at 8am is acceptable. I
love that Melbourne is a place that made me think I COULD happily be a
vegetarian here. I love that Melbourne has embraced the food from all migrant
cultures. But I will not accept that Melbourne doesn’t like fine dining. Fine
dining appears to be where fine dining was in Europe fifteen years ago. I
don’t mean in terms of style, but in terms of where it fits in the social
calendar.
In the UK even ten years ago, fine dining was reserved for a special
occasion; a 50th birthday or a tenth anniversary. Now an increasing
number of diners (I won’t do you a disservice by making up statistics) are investing
in the experience of fine dining on a more regular basis. The big birthdays
have come down to every birthday, Mother’s Day may have taken a step forward
from the local curry restaurant to something more refined. The UK has undergone
a culinary enlightenment with Saturday Kitchen, Great British Menu and
Masterchef becoming regular viewing in the television calendar. These programmes
create Social Media Sensation Chefs and put culinary bolt-holes on the map.
Netflix has taken it a step further by allowing viewers to stream high quality
documentaries about chefs and their lives in the form of Chef’s Table, Chef’s
Table France, Anthony Bourdain’s No Reservations, Masterchef Australia, and so
on. Masterchef Australia is one of the most popular
programmes released each year, with audiences building (again, I can’t give you
accurate figures but it is definitely on the rise!).
Perhaps the food culture
of Melbourne has gone in a different direction, where they prioritise accurate
cooking of their vassal food cultures over fine dining. This isn’t to say that
the local take on dining is wrong. In most cases they are very right; lamb
for breakfast is a fantastic thing and this should be made socially acceptable
in the UK immediately! The general standard of cooking in Melbourne and its
surrounding suburbs is far higher than that at home in the UK. But, when you
have that special occasion to celebrate, and if you want push the boat out a
little further, fine dining locations such as Dinner by Heston can really push
it beyond the great and into the incomprehensibly tremendous.
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